You might have guessed that school has gotten the better of me for the past couple of weeks. School, and illness, and getting behind.
You shouldn't suffer from my schedule, so enjoy the following:
Two sodium atoms are walking down the road chatting. All of a sudden, one stops and turns to its friend looking worried:
Na#1: “Oh, no...I think I’ve lost an electron!”
Na#2: “What, are you sure?”
Na#1: “Yes, I’m positive!”