We have three cats, and one of them has not been featured on this website in the way that showcases her lolcat personality.
Rum is an 11-year old female. She likes to be scratched, not held. She decides when, not you.
And now, Rum says:
Gravity Cat can holds lawndree down dis way...
...or dis way. Kitteh is versuhtyuhl.
Iz reddeh for mah clows up so u mai admyur mah byootee.
Ur not clows enuf. Clowsr, plz.
Iz bettr. Now u seez mah pretteh. Iz mor pretteh than u iz.
One more lolcats. Another lolcat. And this one, too. We love the lolcats.