
The library is full of wonderful, questionable things. "Shrek 3-D", for instance.
I remember Christmas. That was two days after OC's birthday, when she acquired an impressive array of new toys and art supplies, followed by more new toys and art supplies:

Christmas kitty Sable sez, "Wherez my noo stuff? Want katnip! I can has katnip?" (purrrrrr)

Sadly, Christmas kitty Sable did not receive catnip, possibly due to the fact that Santa saw him poop on the carpet. Naughty kitty! Instead, Christmas kitty Sable must endure bow-on-the-head related torture, to the delight of the humans - especially to the one who cleaned up the offending poop.

Let this be a lesson to you naughty kitties out there: SANTA IS WATCHING WHERE YOU POOP.
There. You're caught up through December. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some Algebra homework to do.
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That cat is one huge puffball of happiness.
(The shedding might drive me to drink, but seriously? White, fluffy AWESOMENESS)
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